Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Marriage 101

I know that raising kids is hard.....but what I did not realize that sometimes husbands are difficult to deal with and sometimes easy.   I have come to realize that these are the things that would make my marriage successful and him happy:

"Full" fridge on the weekends that included lunch meat, cheese, hummus and some salty chip of some sort or pretzels

paper towels in the house located next to the sink

diapers and wipes where they are supossed to be (which is ironic since he never changes the diapers)

My truck not running low on gas so that he has to fill it

weekly sex (at a minimum...his choice, not mine)

the house somewhat picked up when he gets home

Diet coke in the fridge

Despite the fact that I know all these things are true I often fail to accomplish them. Any of these things not in place can put him into a tizzy and then he gets very grouchy.

Now most normal couples would say that the secret to their marriage are things such as love, compassion, understanding, etc. My husband just wants cheese and pretzels at his disposal

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