One of my friends who I just love dearly told me today that her son called her BOOBFACE.  Of course she was embarrassed but how can you not be a little bit amused.  The hardest part of a situation like that is reprimanding the child without a smile on your face. 

We were driving in the car and my son noticed a birthmark on his twin sisters leg.  He asked what it was and I tried to explain what birth marks were.  She said that she had tried to scrub it off many times but it would not come off.  I explained that most people have a birthmark of some sort.   I then told them that our littlest guy also had a birthmark on his tummy.  When Jack heard this he asked where his was.  In an attempt to tease him I told him that it was on his backside or bottom as we call it.   I said that you have a big birthmark there but he could not see it because he could not turn around that way.  Instead of being mortified he was JOYFUL and said "Oh yeah!!!!!!!  I have a birthmark on my butt.....HOORAY!